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There’s still no good sports on TV — unless you count waiting for the Eventual Champion LA Lakers to beat either of the weak offerings from the East, and I don’t count the NBA as a sport at all– so I’m continuing counting down to real sports with:
The Boy’s Power Ranking Countdown To Football Season.
Team Number 30: The Cincinnati Bengals.
Division: AFC North.
Record Last Year: 7-9.
NC!’s One-Liner About Them: I once had the Bengals in a Superbowl bet — the year they played the 49ers. That, and the fact that Ocho Cinco filmed a commercial at our local high school last year are all I know about them.
The Boy’s Analysis: Quick question: what is the deal with Chad Johnson? Is he playing or not playing? Other than that they got Carson Palmer and ahhh… I guess that’s it. So I see the Cincinnati Bengals going way down. P.S. Tell me when there’s a week when a Bengal isn’t getting arrested.
So, Cincinnati: You’ve got your chili, but you’d have better luck finding Bengals in the pokey than in the playoffs this year.
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